s.a.y.a. m.a.h.u...

saya mahu pulang~

yeah!! tinggal dua minggu lagik before class ends! saya tak sabar..betol! kalo boleyh, hari ni jugak saya nak balik..malam ni jugak saya pack~ hoho..tapi apakan daya=( saya perlu belajar

masih banyak saya perlu belajar untuk berjaya! hahah=) pape pun..im look foward for da next 2 weeks~ saya mahu pulang! yahoooo=>

s.a.y.a......

saya mahu menulis..namun saya punya berjuta kekangan

saya mahu online..namun saya tidak beraksess ke dunia maya

saya mahu meng'update' fb ...namun saya tidak punya peluang

hurgh...

owh lappy! cepatlah siap..saya rindu kamu~

m.y. h.e.a.d. b.u.r.n.s.. u.p.~.

peluh dingin mula berlari lari anak.kepala dah mula panas! terperap setengah jam di dalam buat otak aku menggelegak..sejuk penghawa dingin tidak mengurangkan panas yang aku rasa..hati nie dah macam kecewa semacam..sebab? my lappy buat hal lagi~gampang semacam lappy tuh!lately selalu bikin hati aq rungsing~entah lah..selalu jer dia bikin hal..aq dah x mampu nak berfikir...lebih baik aq berjoging ke tasik UM..dats is better i guess!

2 rounds circled the lake made my abs cramped~ bila dah tak larat nak jog lagi, kaki dihala pulang ke kampus..sekali lagi, fikiran aku merewang memikirkan pasal lappy tu..

'kenapa la time ni dia nak merajuk..time esaimen tengah bertimbun menunggu masa untuk disiapkan!

'hargh! lantak lah!'

sampai di bilik, tempat pertama yg dituju..my lappy desk! punat on lappy ditekan..segala butang berkelip kebiruan menandakan lappy dihidupkan..seminit~skrin masih lagi gelap...dua minat~ sama, tiada tanda tanda yang ianya akan idop..5 minit~ aq menyampah! lantak ko la lappy!! shiall!

kepala kembali panas, huh! darah memecut memenuhi setiap rung ceruk kapilari darah ~ aq tak mahu setan terus 'memanaskan' aku..lebih baik aq beredar ke bilik air..mandi! itu lebih baik~

i knew my lappy's problem when a friend of mine came to my room..after a short checked..he confirmed, my lappy doesnt have problem with the screen..but with mother board! heck!! what was dat? wat is the hell is mother board? shoot~ i dont want to noe about dat..i just want to noe weather it can be fixed...

my friend's answer...

'bole je baiki..tapi at least ko kena ada RM 500.00 to fix dis"

heck! another problem came after another..how im gonna find dat 'huge' sum of money..yes my allowance is already in..but i save dat money for something else!..its not for dis crap thinggy!

lantak la ape nak jadi~ esok, digital mall jadik tumpuan utama aku! my main focus..baiki lappy!..ohwwhhh..

dah! cukup pasal lappy! lets talk about sumthing else~

=)

i bought some presents for my sisters!..hahahah~ x sabar nak bagi..especially kat my youngest sister..mesti dia suka

s.a.n.g t.e.r.u.n.a. b.e.l.a.j.a.r. b.e.r.d.i.k.a.r.i.~.

pohon keladi renek berdangdut sakan ditiup hangen utara. selimut gebu aku tarik sampai ke aras dada. sejuk pagi ni bukan kepalang, mungkin sebab semalam angin bertiup kencang menyejukkan segala ruang blok 4. mata masih tertutup rapat..mengantok lagi kot. dalam suara hati berbisik kecil menyuruh tubuh bangun..

'bangunlah en ieman ooii~ pegi basuh baju!"

masih, aq mahu tidor..mahu nikmati hujung minggu ni...sehinggalah ingatan itu datang kepadaku! 

'shoot! lupa~ baju masih berbaki dua baldi belom dibasuh..direndam nya sudah..cuma masih belom disental mengilangkan daki daki nakal..' haih~ kesempitan hujung bulan memaksa aq membasuh baju secara manual..xde laundry service bagiku~

dengan perasaan malas, selimut dilipat bagi kemas, (ahakz!)..bantal bantal empuk ditumbuk, ditampar tampar bagi mengembalikan kegebuaan mereka.. masalah datang bila aq terlupa mengasingkan my feveret sweater dari rendaman! shial~ habis bertompok tompok coklat sweater haku! cam gampang la nak mnyental semua tompakan tuh! malasnyer nak wat..malasnyer......berbekalkan tenaga pagi, baju yg direndam aq sental semuanya..tangan terasa patah dibuatnya! sweater aku yang satu tu dalam keadaan krikital..kalo kat hospital, dah masuk ICU dah..kaler brown yg melekat kat sweater tuh punya lah susah nak tanggal..last2 aq wat yg tedaya jer; pegi jemor..kalo x tanggal jugak esok, akan ku rendam dikau dalam air panas! hahaha~

ini lah keadaannya bila sang teruna hidup tanpa ibunya, kalo kat umah..mesti mama yang setelkan semua benda nih..hah! hidup jadik perantau memang susah..kalo kat malaysia pon dah susah, mcm mana la kat UK nanti? haiah~ jawapannya, kena belajar la berdikari..berdiri diatas kaki sendiri~

h.i.d.u.p. d.i. g.u.n.u.n.g.~.

kalo aku kaya~ nak je aku buang lappy ni dalam tasik hijau UM..tapi x leh jugk..sayang giler kot kat menatang alah nama laptop ni^^..makin sayang makin pulak dia wat hal..dari petang tadi aq duk menjana minda memikirkan masalah skrin lappy nie..naik belok tengkuk aku duk usha benda alah tuh! 

masalah dia bukan kecik..masalah yang rumit, aq cuba selongkar balik hotak aku kenapa lappy ni boleh jadik macam nie..tapi gagal~ sebab setahu haku, aq jaga lappy nie lebih dari menatang minyak yg penuh..kalo ada bini pon, aq rasa lebih lagi aq jaga lappy ni dari bini~ hahaha^^

pikir punya pikir..aq jadik bingung..shial~ mana aq nak cekup dwet nak baiki benda alah tuh? nak mintak ngn FAMA segak lak..hari2 mintak dwet ..umor dah meningkat dewasa, tapi masih lagi bergantung ngn mak bapak~ malu lak haku..huh!

takkan aq nak korbankan dwet elaun aq yang bulan januari tuh? belom lagi dapat..takkan dah kena 'bakar' kot? haih..masalah tol la hidup ngn teknologi nih..nak beli satu masalah, nak kena jaga pon satu masalah..kalo rosak lagi la masalah!.argh!! nak pegi hidup kat gunung la mcm nih!!

k.i.s.a.h. h.a.r.i. s.a.b.t.u.~.

kisah hari sabtu

golek kanan,golek kiri, bergolek golek atas katil..mata dari subuh tadi terpejam sampai sekarang~penat kot..mana x nyer smpai kol 2 pagi duk menghadap lappy's screen menyudahkan draft social studies yg tak sudah sudah. tulang belakang terasa gampang lenguh, teh' o suam dah dua jug aq habeskan, punya lah nak siapkan malam tu jugak..kesudahannya? 1500 words essay berjaya aq siapkan! haha..tapi x tunjuk lagi kat mdm carol..kot2, terpesong dari topik..kena start dari awal ; cam haram la!

implikasi terbesar dari perbuatan yg dinyatakan~ aq bangun lewat! lebeyh kurang kol 7.45 a.m baru tersentak dari tidor..subuh tah kemana, baju x bergosok, buku bertebaran di atas lantai..kelam kabut dibuatnya~ last2 aq bedal je baju batik institut yg memang x perlu digosok tuh! ngeee~pagi tu jugak, rekod baru dicipta..mandi dan bersiap sedia tu ke kelas dalam masa hanya sepuluh minit.; SEPULUH MINIT..awesome~.yang pasti, cologne disembur lebih siket pada pagi tu! hahaha~

sampai di dewan kuliah kuliah lebeih kurang kol 8. eceh! ramai je pon yg lebih lewat dari haku! shial~ penat2 jer aq 'berkelam kabut' pagi nie semata mata nak datang awal ke kelas~ last2, ramai jer yg datang lewat!tapi x per..kelas diteruskan..shoot! lepas satu masalah, masalah len pulak yg datang~ shial! perut memulas mulas! ni mesti kesan dari haku makan kue teow hailam yg dibeli semalam..punya lah pedas sampai berpeluh haku dibuat nyer..akak tukang masak ingat haku nie dinasour ke makan pedas cmtuh? aq rasa dinasour pon boleyh nangis makan kue teow hailam yg dia masak..tapi aq makan gak sebab dah kebulur kowt masa tuh! dari pagi sampai malam x makan pape, sape yg x lapar?

tahan punya tahan~ aq mengalah! hahah~ mengundurkan diri ke toilet masa break!

hmm..ada la jugak aq terpikir..macam mana haku boleyh bngun lewat nih? oh ya! hari ni hari sabtu! patot la system haku x berfungsi dgn efefctive~ hahah, nak wat cmne..dah memang auto set yg hari sbtu akan terbabas tido sampai ke tengah hari~ so its not my fault! hahahah^^

a. p.e.r.s.o.n.'.s. d.r.e.a.m.s.~.

a. p.e.r.s.o.n.'.s. d.r.e.a.ms..~.

a person's dreams~

i was going through my lappy's folders to update all the messy files. to my surprise, i found a file tilled after my name~ ahakz! it was the article dat i have mentioned in previous post..hahahhaha~

it made me realized dat i am such a 'good' person actually~ XD..(wat a pain in da ass~)

Nama : Saiful Al Ieman

Kumpulan : SPM 2007

Tanggal 27 mac 2008, menandakan satu era baru dalam hidup saya. Keputusan Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia yang diperolehi pada hari tersebut telah membuka peluang yang sebesar besarnya untuk saya melanjutkan pelajaran. Saya telah mendapat tawaran menyambung pelajaran dari kesemua enam institut pendidikan yang saya pohon iaitu dari ;

ALAM -Cadet Sponsorship Programme, Diploma in Nautical Studies

IPG kampus Bahasa Antarabangsa –Bachelor in Education (TESL)

Kolej matrikulasi Kuala Nerang - aliran sains hayat

Malaysia Airlines System - Kadet Juruterbang

UITM - Ijazah Sarjana Muda Sains Seni Bina

University Malaysia Perlis - Diploma Kejuruteraan Pembuatan

Pada mulanya saya telah memilih untuk mengikuti program Matrikulasi di Kolej Mara Kuala Nerang Kedah, namun setelah keputusan calon yang terpilih untuk mengikuti Program Kursus Perguruan diumumkan, saya telah mengubah haluan saya. Hal ini disebabkan oleh ibu bapa saya menginginkan saya untuk menjadi guru walaupun pada permulaannya saya tidak mempunyai minat dalam profesyen ini. Namun kata orang, tak kenal maka tak cinta. Mengikuti program ini telah memberi saya seribu satu kenangan indah. Walaupun masih lagi dalam program kursus persediaan (foundation) yang akan tamat pada tahun 2010, saya telah diperkenalkan dengan gaya hidup ‘kampus’ yang sememangnya berbeza dengan gaya belajar di sekolah dan InsyaAllah, pada September 2010 nanti saya akan berangkat ke Canterbury Christ Church University, Kent, United Kingdom untuk menyempurnakan ijazah saya selama tiga tahun.

Bercakap mengenai keedah untuk berjaya, saya tidak mengamalkan apa apa cara yang istemewa. Saya juga sama seperti anda, seorang pelajar yang suka membuat bising di dalam kelas, berjenaka bersama teman-teman dan melaksanakan rutin sebagai seorang pelajar. Cuma satu pesan saya, hormatilah ibu bapa dan guru anda. Dengan berkat mereka, anda akan berjaya. Jika anda seorang pelajar yang agak lemah, perbaiki paradigma anda. Mantapkan usaha jika anda ingin berjaya. Charles Cahier seorang pengkaji bahan purba Perancis pernah berkata ‘Kejayaan tidak datang kepada manusia yang leka. ‘. Justeru peka dengan persekitaran anda. Ambil perhatian bahawa anda akan menduduki peperiksaan yg penting pada masa hadapan. insyaAllah, anda akan berjaya!

Ps* untuk adik adik di SMKKK II, selamat berjaya untuk anda sekalian!

heck! wat i have wrote? ahakz~ that was me tough~ hahah

d.e.s.c.r.i.b.i.n.g. m.y.s.e.l.f.~.

describing myself~

a brief one i guess.

okeyh~ the questionnaires were taken from FACEBOOK..some how i think it works here to describe myself in depth description..pape pon, layan jer~

The Basics

Describe yourself in three words. :

i am shy~ teehee (-'_'-)

Are you a daydreamer?:

nope~i think i'm kind of realistic person..i will work hard for things i dream of~

Do you misspell words a lot?:

sometimes~(¬_¬) 

Do you read a lot?:

of course!~ (masa wat esaimen je lah^^...)

Do you watch a lot of movies?:

not really...if im bored; it could be yes~

Whats

one of your most embarrassing moments?:

sang infront  of my fellow friends~ shoot! ( try to avoid using shit~ hee)

something in your wallet that people don't normally carry?:

my father's pic? oh yeah! last year calendar... it so cute, sayang nak buang...

something about your physical appearance you'd like to change?:

im working on my abbs..nak le six packs kan~ sape yg tanak!

something about your partner you wish you could change?:

the respondent had forgotten to answer this question...tuttttttt....tutttt...

something you and your partner agree on?:

babies! we would like to have twins~ hahahah

Who is

the smartest person you know?:

my parents! they are brilliant~ x percaya? tengoklah anak teruna mereka yng sorang nieyh...ahankz(~▽~)!

someone you watch on tv and would love to meet?:

hm..too many of them!

the one singer you'd love to meet?:

celine dion (a♥‿♥a)!

the most responsible person in your family?:

my oldest brother! yeah! my lovely abg~

your second best friend?:

there are no numbers to rank my best friends~ all of them are my bestest friends~

Do you...

pay your bills on time?:

yup..x de tangguh2!

have a savings account?:

i have three saving accounts..one from my father~ the other is my allowance account and the last one is my 'suka suki' account~

travel often?:

yup~ frequently...yet, im still looking for a good travel buddies!

play boardgames?:

erk~ nope! not a gamer...

own more than one vehicle?:

hahah~ not even one!

Have you?

been to the doctor in the last month?:

yup! with my mum..medical check up^^.

been sick in the last week?:

hell yes..fever and running nose..

colored your hair in the past week?:

never and ever~

done something nice for someone this week?:

mmm..◤(¬‿¬)◥

ever felt the need to just walk away?:

sometimes..yea!

Where

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?:

NZ,OZ,JAPAN, KOREA, VIETNAM, somewhere wit nice environment!

Where do you put your keys when you are home?:

on my desk.

Where do you keep your purse/wallet when you're home?:

same..on my desk

=Where is the last place you peed besides a toilet?:

hello..where else can a well grown men pee besides a toilet?

Where did you last go on vacation?:

Melawi's beach in Kelantan!

Have You..

ever pretended to be someone else online?:

hehehh! yes..(╯ಊ╰)

ever bought something from an infomercial?:

nope~

ever driven over 100mph?:

saya x boleh memandu~ masih di bawah umur.heee^^

stubbed your toe so hard you thought you broke it?:

never~

ever had a wild animal in your yard?:

hell, yes! huhu..

i.t. w.a.s. u.s. w.h.o. w.r.o.t.e. t.h.i.s.~.

it was us who wrote this~

i was stunned by my friends! hahaha^^ they were awesome~ caya lah! 

we had came out with many 'interesting' short stories which i will post them later. the first short story was initially wrote by  Yusri and I. as i concerned, those narrative short stories were produced by language learners. if there were grammar mistakes noticed, please ignore them. they were also created via joining ideas of few writers, so the continuation and their style might clumsily ordered. yet i hope u will enjoy it~

**cerita ini hanyalah rekaan semata mata; tiada kena mngena dengan yang hidup ataupun yang telah 'pergi'~ harap maklum!  

initial writers: Shy and Yusri 

I can’t believe it! They said they were top ten students. Sounds crazy. But that was the reality. Who would believe the two mischievous jokers were from a prestige school? Even I myself won’t believe it. I was in a great shocked as if I heard the news. To my surprise, I never thought they were brilliant students. Shame of myself, I was cynical towards them before. I even created a nickname for them. Aziza the clown is a not-so-tall girl while Carl-led the clumsy is a fat guy with pimples all over his face.

I still remembered the first time they were being introduced by our class lecturer. I did not believe that Aziza is older than us while Carl-led is a married guy. His wife is as tall as himself. He looked more like a house husband than a student. We found to-do-list house chores in his pencil case. At the bottom of it, was his wife’s signature.  We were laughing hysterically at him. We never thought that he was being queen controlled by his wife.

The fact is Cal-led real name is not Carl-led, but Bruce Lee. He loves pau especially when it’s hot and spicy. There is a stall nearby the intersection to Petaling Jaya where he always buys his favourite meal. Actually, there was another reason why Bruce Lee went there. The stall owner is a hot sexy widow name Kenanga.

One day, as Bruce was hanging at Kenanga’s stall, came a group of thugs tried to tackle the widow. “Muke hang macam kenai ah kak long?!” said one of the thugs to the others. Kenanga felt disgusted with them. As she didn’t want to serve those thugs, she had been harassed by them. In order to save herself, she called for help, “Bruce Lee! Help me! Help me!”. Bruce lee tried to help but he got cursed by the head of thugs awfully with words like ****&&&*!^ and (*&@#*(.

Kenanga is heartbroken of the uncivilized insult. She ran away without any direction, as long as her leg can run. She doesn’t care anymore. The incident had caused her to abandon all hope in this world.

There, at a certain place, she stops.

Mahtog City. A city where super villains and ability users roam without restriction. Kenanga knew nobody there.  She was afraid of this evil looking city.  Without noticing, she was in front of the Joker’s lair. She thought that maybe she could be evil rather than beautiful and innocent.  She finally finished her academic year with Joker and graduated as Joker’s sidekick.  “I’m evil and I’m AWESOME!”

Kenanga has a new name now – CatWoman. She roams the city with Joker and meows like a Cat all night long and flies from building to building. Joker is very proud of her. He even has the inspiration to create new jokes from time to time. Joker has the ability to crack jokes and make people laugh to death. Mahtog City is terrified of him. So, they engaged Batman and Spiderman to help them. However, Joker has one major weakness. He must not laugh, or he will die. Thus, Batman and Spiderman come up with a plan. They will kidnap him and force him to watch “Two Men and a Half”. He watches, and then he laughs to his death. Catwoman meows as she mourns.

Now, Catwoman is all alone in the world. She sat on top of the roof and started thinking, thinking and thinking. “OH MY GOD! Now that Joker is not here to crack his lame jokes, I’m finally FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Having said that, she jumped from building to building in glee, celebrating her newly-found freedom.

Suddenly, she knocked into a big, black, fat, scary-looking penguin who was hanging from an electric wire. Strangely, the penguin barked at her instead of clucking or whatever that is penguins sound like. Catwoman was so startled by this; she fell from 7000 meters in the air to her death. Before she died, all she could think of is…”That penguin is AWESOME!!!”

What a terrible life she had! Ironically, she would never regret it.

i. a.m. h.a.p.p.y.

i am happy~ 

i am happy~yes i am! regardless what had happened before, i still live gleefully~ hoho

just now, my younger sister gave me a call. she informed me of what she read in her school magazine. her "charming" brother became one of the articles' topic.^^.heck! me in the secondary school magazine? can't imagine dat im lucky enough to be in my ex-school magazine!.^^.

burst with laughter, she  giggled at me~ wat so ever la adik! . she even mentioned of how she going to inform her friends that the person mentioned in the magazine is her brother~cehh! ..hahaha!

the other thing that made me happy today was, i did my best for my first Islamic Studies presentation. together with my presenter mate,  Aisyah, we managed to present well. what had made my laugh burst was when she was so enthused in presenting! she explained the topic very well as if she 'menggoreng' the topic..hahah! u are the best Cha~ cayalah! to my surprise, Cha and i were given full marks by our ustaz..ten over ten! terbaek punya^^.

apart from that, i think my life went well today. i got enough sleep in the evening, a great feeling of relief after jogged for three rounds circled the UM's lake and an enormous reprieved in my mind after i'm done with my social studies  outlines (draft is comin soon!)~ oh God! im done with it..Alhamdulillah!

look forward for a better life tomorrow! insyaAllah~

t.h.e. r.o.a.d. i. h.a.d. t.a.k.e.n.

the road i had taken..

a short intoduction~

my life indeed a complicated life, yet a happy life~

hurgh! so much things happened for da last few weeks, 

and i am in such a trouble~

i was blessed when my mum gave me a call last nite, i felt a relief~ a reprieved in my mind! haha...she reminded me of wat should i concentrate of, my study! baeklah mama! 

as i rolled back my memory, it reminded me of my school days~how did i end up on this road..

i started to imagine of my huge school bag loaded with all the subjects' text books, a pencil box full of pencils and erasers, a white shirt which only looked white in da morning and for sure friends who always cheered up may days~

frankly speaking, i cant really remember my days in primary schools, except for a few events which i think had nailed to my memories. one thing i remember until now is when i was punished by my 'favourite' Bahasa teacher for being mischievous. haha~ can u imagine im being mischievous?

later on, i was enrolled to secondary school. here, my life started to develop. i learned how to make best friends, experienced unimaginable things~ (dudududu) and i tried to find my own identity..pergh! life is complicated indeed~then it came to PMR and SPM.graduate from secondary school, i was offered by a few interesting courses..yet, i chose matriculation..

in 2 moths time frame, i learned a lot. only for 2 months i could spent my time in matriculation. my last offered came from MOE..and that was the path i had taken... accepted in education stream opened the other path in my life. this is me who chose this path. a path that will lead me become a better person!